posting lewat malam

Wow! posting yang lambat dan lewat. Baru pulang dari melepak di kedai mamak bersama adik-adik...yehh..kakak jangan dengki!! hoho.

Lately nih, jarang pulak post pasal makanan masak-masak. Honestly, I barely cook anything this week..hehe.. If nugget, sausage and megi are consider as makanan...that would be odd...pics of nugget and megi?? hahahaha... baik xyah letak kan..

There's a place near my house, that serve, to me, the best lamb chop that you can get in this whole wide world!! that lamb chop is to die for!! you can get your yearly doses of lamb chop there..wohoho... yes yearly doses...jangan makan sokmo...

Got the chance to eat lunch with my sister...as usual she ate that superb lamb chop..and I, feel like eating some pasta. And I ordered spegeti carbonara... The lamb was as usual superb and delicious...yummmy!! but the carbonara just failed me!! uh uh...

My homemade carbonara was faaarr better. hahaha...( my reference: me!!)

urghh...worst carbonara ever.. but the lamb chop is still to die for...nasib baik...(secretly hoping that this shop won't ever ever close..kalau x mane nak makan lamb chop sedap lagi!)

Satu lagi mende yang saya xsuke makan kt luar adalah epal pie or epal crumble..Proudly saying, I make the best apple pie/crumble...hehehe...*muke berlagak jap* (my reference: lots of people!) heheheheh....

Kadang2 memang rase macam nak jugak rase apel pie yg orang lain buat. But never did any of this epal pie suits my tastebud.. still prefer my own epal pie...uhuhu...

Jadi susah jugak kalau saya nih nak makan luar...saya banyak songeh..uhuhu... tapi kalau ade orang belanje, bulih jek...

Posting kali ini tidak mempunyai konklusi. Cuma pemberitahuan saya malas masak minggu nih...hahahaha... lagi satu sebab nape malas masak adalah, saya xde selera makan sangat lah minggu nih...mungkin kah ianya hanya lah alasan menutup kemalasan saya? mungkin.....

(X_x)

Provocation is a way of communication

Don't you agree? At some certain point, people do use provocation as a way of communication. We protest, we provoke, we disagree to get others to notice. And here's my story…

I don't remember for what, either it's some test or interview, but I remember that we are having a discussion. There was me and five other girls, if I wasn't mistaken. We were supposed to discuss and give points about a topic. Topic was something about whether image is important than personality. And does image reflect the person himself. Lebih kurang lah…

At first, we all agree to agree.. Image is important and personality can come second. And what you look outside is what we were inside. And the assessment begins..

We are supposed to elaborate our points with some proof. So we begin..and when I say we…I mean them…these girls doesn't give me any chance at all to say my point. Bukak mulot jek…erkk… I was interrupted. Damn! I know I have to do something. If not, I'll will get zero marks. So…

I suddenly interrupted these people and said…I disagree!! Hahahahahaha…

Tetibe semua senyap..dalam hati agaknye semua berkata " WTH budak nih?! Tadi cakap semua agree..patuh ttbe disagree lak…gilo ke??!" Nak xnak saya terpakse disagree.

Yes. This will get their attention. Finally they all give all the attention to me. Everyone was eager to listen to my argument…hahahahaha…. Terpakse la came out with something totally new and so impromptu…ngahaha..padan muka korang! Tapi padan muke aku gak…what's is my argument??

And what did I come out with? Ugly Betty! Hahahaha…nasib ko lah…as long as I can speak up a little bit..hehehe…

Why did I came out with this story? Well, you remember my previous posting.. about my cousin who came for an interview?..well, he got called for second interview. And in this second round. They were supposed to a. do a presentation, b. role play, and c. do a discussion with 8 people.

He said.."uh uh..no way I'm passing this time…susah gile! I barely spoke anything man!…they were like popcorns!! Hahaha…" Well, according to him, others were talking non-stop giving only chances for him to say "I agree" Well, you should've done what I did…hehe..

Sometimes we need to go 180° just to get some people attentions..saje annoyed this people…just getting on their nerve..just to tick them off a little bit..hehehe…saje mengacau..just to get that certain someone their attention..hoho..xsalah kan…I only mean well..peace bebeh!!

Anyway Ayin..good luck if your chosen till next interview and next interview and… ..wuhuuu… Have fun!

Three days grace

bosan dengar saya membebelkan...

so mari kite dengar lagu..

three days grace
I hate everything about you



Lagu nih kalau sing-a-long dalam kereta sorang-sorang memang best!! lagi-lagi kalau tengah marah...ehehe...
(satu lagi lagu yang saya suka nyanyi melalak-lalak dalam kete selain Diary of Jane from Breaking Benjamin!hehehe...sorang2...xpe lah...kalu ade orang lain..mau melopong!)

and this from our own Faizal Tahir...Selamat Malam...






jadi selamat malam semua! sleep tight...sweet dream..
Kite jumpa dalam mimpi yerkkk...nite!

Or maybe I'm asking too much??

Petang tadi singgah OU jap amik Ulfah nye spek baru...On my way back to the car, ade lah plak this dude...came and said " I think I know you from somewhere" and I instantly replied "No you don't" and started walking away from him. He stopped me and asked " You nih Fiza kan?". "Nope. Wrong person!". Xnak give up, that dude continue "I think we were in the same school, right??". Ahah...moment untok kenekan mamat nih balik. So I said "Owh really?? Which one?"

That dude dengan penuh keyakinan jawab "Sekolah Menengah I think". and I asked "Exactly. Which one?". Muka dia dah kelat dah..."Erkkk...which one??" and I replied " I went to two school. So which one?"

"Erk...sebenarnye I don't know you. But would like to. Bolih?"asked the dude.
" I thought so. No." and I walked away.

hahahaha...ade ke nak kenal orang yang xdikenali langsung??? And how can you even think that I would agree?? Yes you look decent enough but you are a total stranger!! Of all I know, You might be a serial killer...or even worst a serial rapist??!! (why a rapist is even worst than a killer, I'll explain later..hoho...in another posting..)

Yes I've been dateless for a while, but not that desperate to go out on a date with a total stranger...haiya... You can be a friend of a friend...my facebook friend...my blog reader...we ran into ech other many times sebab tempat kerja dekat...but strangers? no way!

The actual fact is..I hate going on a date!! hate it!! to most people...at least to my friends...dating means going out with a guy/girl for a movie, then go for 'makan' and wandering around the shopping complex pointlessly. arrgghhh...I hate that...

To me, dating is the time for you to get to know your other half. So, if you go for a movie, what can you find out about ur bf? both of you would stare the cinema screen. I want to stare at your face, not the cinema screen. I don't want to argue with you on which movie sholud we watch, but I want to argue on which side are you on when we discuss about something.

Yes, exactly. That is my idea of a perfect date. Talk over two cups of coffee. Weird? Boring? hahaha... I'm all that...

Why waste time to watch a movie?? If the movies are worth discussing about, I'm in..( I love M.Night Shamalan's movie...Make you think!) but if it's a boring movie..contohnya, Scary Movie...boy, I'm not dating you..

Then the part where they say "Jom jalan2 jelah..." Biler tanye pergi mane? Pusing-pusing...uurrgghhhhhhh.....I hate jalan2 not knowing where to go and for no reason..

What's wrong with sitting down and talk. What's wrong with discussing. There's a lot that we can talk about. But when I asked " Do you think Malaysia should have minimun wage?" It's a discussion. You should have some opinion rights? You pon makan gaji jugak. Why your face when blank?

Okay. My topics of talk might be dead boring to you. Then why didn't you start talking about something. Okay. and he said "You think Fasah Sandel tuh bolih berlakon ke?"

WHAT??!! okay. no more seeing you! You didn't read newspaper ke? Xkan lah satu news pon didn't caught your attention?? haiya...and xboleh ke bincang and argue pasal isu semasa ngan gf sendiri? pelek ke?

Or maybe I'm asking too much??

I want a man who have their own prinsip and stand by it...
who have their own opinion and not follow watever other people says..
who knows more things then I do..
who leads and I'll follow...
who is confident enough to correct me when I'm wrong..
who is confident enough to take care of me..
who is committed to themselves, their family and me...

I need a guy who I can look up to...and respect him for who he is...respect him for the knowledge he have...for the prinsip he holds...


Am I really asking too much??

Am I?

lantak korang la!!

I just don't give a damn if you want to take everything that wasn't rightfully yours...don't give a s*&#...

Your ignorance to others only proves that you...no...not just you but All of you...are full of s*^#...

I wouldn't even dare to even ask nor to even speak about it...and now, you are saying it's yours...

Hello!! the owner is still alive and kicking!!

Lantak korang la...Ape korang ingat duit tuh bolih bawak mati ke??

and if this is the way you treat your elderly...hmmm...no wonder your mother live her life that way...

hmmm...

Nuff said...But before I end this..I just wanted to say...

Take!! take everything you want...claim everything that you think is yours... Even it is not yours, Ambik je lah!!

As long as you don't bother me and my families' life...I wouldn't give a damn! As long as I live with a roof on my head..I'm cool..

(seriouly??...Do you really need that much of money to be happy??? to live? I wonder how much money you have in you bank acc.? You got one hell of a job...and you said ur mother got no 'harta'!!!?? Damn! You are her 'harta', bodoh!!)

cikgu! saya sayang kamu...

I was searching trough my notes collection...notes back from my School days..Hajatnye nak cari buku nota Sejarah..to give to my sister...

But I think I had it thrown away sometimes ago...mungkin sebab banyak sangat buku yang saya still simpan.. Cari punye cari I found my Dragonball no 28 book...macamane bulih ade kat sini...In my room??

I have a full collection of Dragonball and GTO comic books..that I treasure...hahahaha...I kept it nicely in the store room...how book no 28 end up in my room I don't know...haiya...

Dragonball was the comic I'd collected when I was in form 2/3 and GTO while I was in Sek Teknik...hehehe...full set...susah oooo nak cari GTO back then...I remember, I was in Seremban. The last copy of GTO kat book stand. Can't remember which book. tapi ade sorg mamat nih nak jugak buku tuh...tapi saya yg sampai dulu...hahaha...gaduh ngan mamat tuh ngan mamak jual komik...but in the end I got it...hehehe...

Owh.. back to the topic about my notes collection..Why in the world I still keep all my notes??
Reason: Just in case if I ever going to be a teacher...I can use my notes to teach my student...hahahaha....harapan...

I'm a bad teacher...I'm awful at teaching...awful...just ask my sister...hahahaha....

now, I only have my chemistry and biology notes back from Sekolah Teknik...the rest I'd trhown out...huhuhuhu...sedeh la plak...esp nota sejarah...

banyak kenangan ngan cikgu sejarah nih...sangat lah garang...but that is the only reason why I got A1 in Sejarah...Cikgu nih sangat garang...My note book pernah kene baling ngan dia...and once, I look left to my friend becase dia tersiku saya, She yelled at me " Afirah, ulang balik ape yang saya cakap tadi!" mak aih, bulih mati terkejut...ttbe jek...nasib baik bulih repeat balik..kalu x....Anyway, Cikgu Nazirah, saya sayang cikgu!

and why I still have my chemistry note...sebab saya SUKE sangat ngan Cikgu Omar...walaupon chemistry saya dapat B...saya tetap suke Cikgu...ehehehe...pasal cikgu lah saya cium pokok pinang tuh...ngahahaha...

and my Biology book???? hahahaha...those was my good old days pranking teachers...This Biology book remind me of it...and always make me smile!! hahahaha...

My biology teacher was a new cikgu in school. Not even majoring Biology, but she have to teach Bio. So me, knowing that...I tortured her life!! I like to read. and when you read you have things that you don't understand. And I tortured her with question which I know she wouldn't know how to answer...hahahaha...And I asked the question in front of the class... Boy I had fun!!! hahaha... Mintak maap yek cikgu...huhu...


Macam-macam kenangan ngan cikgu sekolah nih...ape2 pon...saya sayang semua cikgu2 saya...dengan ini Saya nak ucapkan Selamat Hari guru pade semua cikgu...terutama pada kamu yang tengah bace belog nih...hehehe..

(mintak maap banyak2 yek cikgu...kalu terase hati ngan saya...I was young and stupid...)

now getting younger and a bit wiser...hehehe...:P

I hate to celebrate beday..

ulfah ada Beday party invitation kat Mamak...uh..naper kat Mamak?? xtau la...budak2 zaman sekarang nih...macam2...

Talking about birthday...I HATE BESDAY CELEBRATION!!!

weird ke?? hahahaha...

Since dari kecik saya xpernah buat beday party..mmg xde gambar saye tengah tiup lilin...atau potong kek...lain dari kakak ngan adik pompuan saya...mereka sambut beday tiap2 tahun!
Kakak sanggup masak sendiri sebab nak ajak orang datang untuk buat beday party...hahaha...

Having friends like mine..membuatkan ketidaksukaan saya untuk sambut beday lagi bertambah-tambah...hahaha...My birthday is their excuse to prank me and I can't be mad about it!! S*^t!!

lagi dasyat yang suke buat Beday suprise...Aiyarkkk...I also hate suprises...(banyak betol mnde aku x suke??!!)

On the morning of 6 August 1998...mase nih saya Form 2...sekolah petang...
A call made by my best friend...

Apida: Afirah, jom g umah Amir...Ade discussion la...jom la.
Me: uhhh...xnak la...nota Geografi xsiap lagi la...tengah buat nih..
Apida: jom la...kite kene gak wat discussion nih...
Me: Xleh la..homework xsiap nih..

Pujuk memujuk berjalan selama 5 minit...Akhirnya Apida gave up..haha...saya memang degil!!

Apida: Hish ko nih!! Xleh! Ko kene pegi jugak...Kalau x ramai yang keciwa nnti..
Me: uh nape lak??
Apida: Hish! ko nih memang degil betol. Terpaksa jugak aku bgtau... Ktorg buat suprise beday untok ko la...dah2..Pi siap2...jap lagi aku smpi umah ko!
Me: uh..beday suprise ke?? alaaaaaaa...ye la2..nak pi siap la nih...Abih nota geog nih cmno beb?? kang kene marah la...
Apida: sape soh xbuat semalam...hahaha...

Maka Apida datang umah naik motor...amik saya...(14 and riding a bike??!!hish!) sempat lagi Apida pesan kat saya, " ko jangan bgtau orang lain ko dh tau. Sile buat2 terkejut yang amat!"

hahahahaha...

Sampai jek umah Amir...rumah senyap jek...ttbe semua keluar..."SUPRISE!!!" Muka saya terkejut yang amat...hahaha...berlakon...buat2 muke terharu...(ekcelli diorg sampai skang xtau yang saya dh tau..hoho..)

I got an MU poster...hehehe...thanks a lot...rasenya ade lagi sampai skang...wpon poster tuh 1997/98...hoho..
Kelakar sangat party nih..sebab Amir yang masak...I don't remember wether we have a beday cake or not..but I do remember ade sandwich sardine..yang ade cili padi yang xpotong...sebijik2 dia letak dlm sandwich...mak aih...pedas gile!!

Bile masok Teknik lak, mereka kidnap cermin mata saya sepanjang hari! hahaha...bile masok kelas..bile cikgu soh bace notes kat papan hitam, saya cakap " Cikgu. Saya xleh baca hari nih. Spek saya kene kidnap. Hari nih beday saya"

Cikgu agaknye dah biase ngan perangai student yg xbetol...cume senyum n soh saya dudok...
Owwwhhhhh...this is waaayyy better dari kene simbah ngan air nescafe+milo+horlick+ntahape patuh kene baling ngan tepung gandum... Kawan2 teknik bagus...sebab diorg tau saya akan mengamuk gile, kalu diorg buat cmtuh kat saya...hehehehe....

Masuk matriks lak...I was kinda incharge of my freinds beday celebration...and every time, it's a suprise...sajek...wat gempak kan...I'm the one who suppose to buy cakes and mende lain...kinda weird right...I'm the one who's incharge yet I hate to celebrate my own beday...ehehe...

So when it comes to my beday...knowing that I'll know that they are probably making a suprise beday for me...thay celebrated it A MONTH before the actual date....CIS!!

hahahah...but it was fun though...Thanks a lot...

And the last suprise beday was from my Uni fren...yang nih memang saya bengang sangat!!! hahahahahahahahaha.....(bengang sangat lah)..This was last year..

It was about a week before my besday...I seresly don't have any idea at all they were going to celebrate my beday on my own party...

You see, Mase tuh saya buat makan2 kat umah... saje...buat steambot...me cooking...for about.8 people..


Janji kol 8.30...dah kol 9 x smpai2 lagi...ade 3 orang jek..yang lain semua x sampai lagi..When I called, they said OTW..ok..I'll wait..and then another call, xleh datang. Ade meeting...wahhhhhh...saya sunggoh hangin!! penat jek masak...dah la xde orang....datang lambat lak...

I was quite mad...really pissed off...sampai hati xdatang...diorg jugak yang soh buat steambot nih...patuh xdatang lak...

Then I said...xpe lah...mane yang ade nih...korang start makan je lah...Tengah2 hangin ngan lapar yang amat nih...ttbe jek...

"hepi beday to you" berkumandang dr luar rumah!!!


ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH.......

benci korang sangat-sangat...dah rase macam nak nangis dah...sampai hati korang!!!
dan sangat lah xaci...it was my beday party...and I cook??cit!! benci korang!!

Sepanjang diorg nyanyi lagu beday tuh la saya plak sebok membebel " XNAK...XNAK...XNAK!!!!!!!!!!!!"

seresly XNAK...

hahaha...but anyway thanks bebanyak...sayang korang sangat2...

but I hope you learn you're kesson....I HATE BEDAY CELEBRATION..lagi2 SUPRISE...ok???

I don't know why I don't like celebrating my birthday...mmmmm...ntah lah...tapi memang xsuke...

It's enough for me that you wish me (and probably gift a present..That's BIG bonus)...but seresly...There's no need to celebrate...seresly...no need..

hahaha...I'm mad ain't I??

anyway, Nak share what I cooked and ate for lunch today...Kakak sile dengki!!

ayam goreng...
ayam nih xhangus...tapi memang kaler dia cmnih!!
hahaha....

tauhu masak cili...
cili yang xpedas langsung..huhu...

sayur labu lemak kuning ngan sayur pucuk ubi ngan syur pucuk manis..
Pucuk2 nih semua amik dari laman umah jek...
labu beli kat kedai lah...
kalau labu pon tanam sendiri..xtau la...
(out of words...speechless dowhh...)

nilah semua hidangan nye...
owwhhh...dalam mangkuk kecik tuh cencalok...
yer...kami makan budu, cencalok, ikan pekasam (my feveret) dan yang sekaum dengannye!!

Sekali lagi pesanan dari yours truly...No besday celebration plis!!!
nak bagi hadian xpe...sangat dialu-alukan..ngehehe..